Readers of the blog narcissisticallyyours. Now that I have $20 billion in real money I have decided to spend a tiny, tiny fraction of that wealth to eradicate every blog that has ever spoken ill of me or my creation, Facebook.
The author of this blog has agreed to shut the fuck up about Facebook for a surprisingly small sum of money that amounts to less than my legal staff would charge to eat lunch.
I look forward to turning this, and the many other blogs I now control, into a social media friendly forum where we can discuss how awesome I am and how much I have improved all of your lives.
Now that my readership has surpassed an astounding 30 people (thank you all for tuning in) the legal department has gotten involved to protect you and me from each other.
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